Start this night out right so I don't fall on my face I got some red necks with me ready to get drunk and shot the gauge They got 6 shots of tequila and half a bottle of Bacardi The bottle came from someone's cooler when we left the bonfire party They constantly asking for more and trying to pour me up a shot Incredible hulk mixed with vodka and a Scotch on the rocks Crown royal with coke a bud light my eye balls afloat So much fucking liquid in me I got to hit the pisser for sure Keeping up with hill billys acting silly drunker then shit This might compare to my smoking song but pimping this is not it This is my drinking song so you know what you got to do Drink twelve or twenty one or whatever you do but don't stop at two This is my drinking song And there ain't no rules what you waiting on Pop a bottle pour your self a shot or even brew your own If your going to drink might as well drink until you hit the floor After you hit the floor get your ass up and pour a couple more Aight I'm alright listen to my words I have drunken up half the bar And still yet a slur I heard I looked down at red neck he look like he was about to hurl Brother Robby acting similar but was spinning like the world Now real rednecks can get drunk like some shit I've never seen Ten shots bud lights for chasing and ready for round eleventeen Demolition Derby's at the races rodeos and hill streets When ever legal liquor sold white folks will meet But we all want to get fucked up and when I say we I'm talking about every nationality on this g.l.o.b.e And some do, some don't, some might like it, some wont, I'll tell you what I love this so much I'm fucked up right now We jump in slapper's car don't worry this fool wasn't driven The outcome would of been ridiculous and we wouldn't of survived Believe it or not I was the most sober of the five of us Liquor in me got to piss again I feel like I'm about to bust Good thing we got out the exit for me to handle my business I jumped out to drain my lizard and god as my witness I see a truck load of moonshine hiding behind some trees with the keys in it and nobody around No one but me this mean we can get drunker and crunker And make us some cheese from Mariana Arkansas Through the woods back to Tennessee This event start another good old boy Fraiser drinking day In the back of a Chevrolet pick-up shooting off the gauge