Emi                                    C
She's got the kind of look that defies gravity
Ami
She's the greatest cook
               C  Emi  C
And she's fat free
Emi
She's been to private school
                        Ami
And she speaks perfect French

She's got the perfect friends
               C
Oh isn't she cool?

Emi
She practices Tai Chi
                      C
She'd never lose her nerve

She's more than you deserve

She's just far better than me

Hey, hey!

G         D
So don't bother
Ami             C
I won't die of deception
G              D                Ami  C
I promise you won't ever see me cry
C
Don't feel sorry

G
And don't bother
D
I'l be fine
Ami               C
But she's waiting 
G                    D                 Ami   C
The ring you gave to her will lose its shine 
Cmi
So don't bother, be unkind

Emi
I'm sure she doesn't know
              C
How to touch you like I would
Ami
I beat her at that one good
                 C
Don't you think so?

Emi
She's almost six feet tall
                      C
She must think I'm a flea
Ami
I'm really a cat, you see
                           C
And it's not my last life at all

Hey, hey!

G         D
So don't bother
        Ami         C
I won't die of deception
G              D                Ami  C
I promise you won't ever see me cry
Cmi
Don't feel sorry

G       D
Don't bother
Ami
I'll be fine
C
But she's waiting
G                  D                   Ami  C
The ring you gave to her will lose its shine
Cmi
So don't bother, be unkind

G  D  Ami  C  (2x)

For you, I'd give up all I own
And move to a communist country
If you came with me, of course
And I'd file my nails so they don't hurt you
And lose those pounds, and learn about football
If it made you stay, but you won't, but you won't

G          D
So don't bother,
Ami                         C
I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine
G             D                  Ami  C
I promise you won't ever see me cry

G          D                Ami            C
And after all I'm glad that I'm not your type
G              D                 Ami  C
I promise you won't ever see me cry

G       D
Don't bother,
Ami                         C
I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine
G              D                Ami  C
I promise you won?t ever see me cry

G         D                              Ami                            C
And after all I'm glad that I'm not your type, not your type, not your type, not your type
G          D                       Ami  C
I promise you won't ever see me cry