why do you have to see your friends so often, 
are they more important than me?
You spend so much time on your computer,
 but you shouldn't, cause your eyes are getting red. 
Or maybe it's the... whatever.
Are you really going to eat that peperoni pizza?
 It looks 'so' greasy!
And your bathroom, it's worse than disgusting"

I'm not in love, I'm not in love with you
I'm not in love, I'm not in love with you oh oh oh
But it's ok to stay with you
its ok to stay with you
I'm not in love, no

Also you have to stop seeing your ex, 
cause basically she's your ex, right?
You party too much, no wonder why you're always tired.
What about that movie 'Showgirls'
I can't believe you're watching it again, 
you've already seen it 15 times.
Please come for dinner with me Jane,
it will be great 'cause we're 'so' funny
And for god's sake, stop smoking all the time!"

You know what?
This morning i woke up, and i saw you're angry face
And now i'm just wondering
"Are you in love?"
Are you in love?

I'm not in love, I'm not in love with you
I'm not in love, I'm not in love with you oh oh oh
But it's ok to stay with you
its ok to stay with you
I'm not in love, no

I'm not in love, I'm not in love with you
I'm not in love, I'm not in love with you oh oh oh
But it's ok to stay with you
its ok to stay with you
I'm not in love, no no no